乱七八糟的语言

Want to learn some hokkien word? See some of the below :

机炸 - cicak
哈密 - hamik (what)
波后球 - bo ho chio (not funny)
金后球 - jin ho chio (very funny)
鲁A小INK金碎 - lu eh xiao eng jin sui (your photo looks pretty)
鲁躲加聊 - lu dua ziak liao (your gaining size)
马纳物 - mana wu (don't think so)
物色鸟气 - wu seh niao qi (have a little small mouse)
思波? - si boh? (really?)
哇地秋瓜 - wa di chiu gua (I'm singing)
被大汗 - beh tahan

想学英文？请看以下的翻译 ：

可累机 - crazy
哦搜意思 - oh, so easy
又试图逼, 哎都玩都毒都又 - Make a guess, what does this mean?

Thanks to Teacher Auyong...